TODO: upload illustrations.
(To the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious")
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu
Ruptured through the vaults of time by geometric voodoo
Filled with things with tentacles that deeply want to do you
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu!
(Um-diddle-iddle-iddle, um-diddle iä!)
My dear eccentric roommate from our Miskatonic dorm
Went out perambulating in a freak ball-lightning storm
They found him in a clearing, standing skyclad with a sword
Singing hymns to Azathoth as pulpy green things poured
From a ...
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu
Ruptured through the vaults of time by geometric voodoo
Filled with things with tentacles that deeply want to do you
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu
(Um-diddle-iddle-iddle, um-diddle iä!)
When I was just a junior cultist of the Elder Church
Our priestess taught us of the gods who gibber and who search
Behind the walls of sanity for entry to our world
Till last night in a ritual I was untimely hurled
Through a ...
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu
Ruptured through the vaults of time by geometric voodoo
Filled with things with tentacles that deeply want to do you
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu
(Um-diddle-iddle-iddle, um-diddle iä!)
My first brush with the eldritch, when my school put on a play
A royal court in decadence; a guest from far away
The stranger spread dissension, and what happened next? Don't ask --
The stage became a summoning when he took off his mask!
It was a ...
Lurching scolloped gelid tattered avatar of Hastur
King of lost Carcosa whom the byakhee call master
For his chants are stronger chants, and his wings are faster
Lurching scolloped gelid tattered avatar of Hastur!
(Um-diddle-iddle-iddle, um-diddle iä!)
A fool was I to study mathematical philosophy
To face the non-Euclidean with virgin curiosity
Alas, behind some metric spaces lurk obscene atrocity
Unfolding into three-space with a blasphemous viscosity
Out ... of ... a ...
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu
Ruptured through the vaults of time by geometric voodoo
Filled with things with tentacles that deeply want to do you
Gaping rugose squamous seeping portal to Cthulhu!