Monkey Darwin

CONTENT ADVISORY: Stories herein may include references to evolution, common ancestry, great-ape personhood, atheism, Christianity, occultism, Buddhism, reductive materialism, Bayesian rationality, site reliability engineering, damnation, recreational drug use, higher mathematics, nudity, tentacles, fire, water, other prescientific elements, and monkeys.

No guarantees, though.

(Except for the monkeys.)